A great post from Kwek on TFF:
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Hi Guys,
this post won’t be for all of you 
But my flings have been waiting for the opportunity to play in the World Cup… and some people have been messaging and sending emails for over a year.
There are 4 sort of people in Blood Bowl… the ones that play to win the tournament, the ones that play to win, the ones that try not to loose, the ones that don’t care and just pick stupid skills and try to butcher your team. We are fairly going to talk about the last 2 types of players. (Sorry for the people out there with the “whole Zombie Team” or “Just go Skeleton”… but I’m not even going to try to spot those out)
So today I spotted all the lists that were put online… and I made a little break down of all the Real Stunty Players out there.
There is however one problem… I’ve not checked out the Lizardmen and Underworld players. It would take me to much time to spot the Stunty players in those (there are 73 Lizardmen teams enlisted 
!!!).
What I personally consider to be a stunty race (and there is a lot of discussion about this):
– Goblins (no discussion)
– Halflings (no discussion)
– Lizardmen (only skinks + 1 Kroxigor + Starplayers , not really a discussion)
– Ogres (No more then 4 Ogres + Starplayers in the spirit of the old Snotling Team with 4 trolls, Some Discussion)
– Underworld (Troll + Goblins + Starplayers , a lot of discussion… but face it, the moment you have 7 movement, 3 strength, agility 3 guy that can run with the ball and give general skills too, doesn’t have loner, you are not in stunty range anymore… Skavens are not stunty!!! get over it!!!!)
Annyway… finding the Goblins, Ogres and Halflings were fairly easy.
Finding the Underworld guys + Lizardmen were not… so if you are one of them… let me know.
So here are the people, that I spotted, that are playing for the “Higest Ranked Stunty” in the World Cup 2015. (according to the criteria described above)
Breakdown – Countries:
Congrats to the brave guy from the U.S.A. “Profgoldfinch”… The only person that came from outside of Europe to try out his Snotlings and Ogres!!!
The Coaches and their experience with their team (W/D/L – record + Total games included)
Also the specifics of their Roster (without skills)
Goblins
Favourite Starplayers:
4x Fungus the Loon
1x Bomber Dribblesnot
1x Scrappa Sorehead
1x Ripper Bolgrot
1x Nobbla Blackwart
Our goblin-coaches are already filling their bombs with good old black powder… and sharpening their Chainsaws. Just for you. With 9 players, they are the best represented Stunty Race… and probably one of the better races to compete for a high place. Lurch (U.K.) who is not bringing his Gobo’s coached them to a very high place this year in the “Dungeonbowl”. A good experienced Goblin Coach should be able to do some damadge and creep up the ladder.
Fungus the Loon will be twirling and bashing over time… And every Gobo team is armed with at least one Chainsaw! Yeehaw!
For those Coaches that like to build cages D … beware!!!! There are Hail Marry Bombers among the green skins that can destroy your best cages of the dice just work in their favoure.
Halflings
Favourite Starplayers:
6x Deeproot Strongbranch
3x Puggy Baconbreath
1x Morg ‘n’ Torg
1x Zarra the Slayer
Here they are 
My personal favourites. The Underdoggs of the underdoggs… fire up the kitchen… Cause here come the Flings.
Only 1 coach sort to have an equal amount of coaches with the Goblins. These guys are far worst then the Gobo’s, but they fly better. They also crash and die… but who cares? They cost 30K and they can break anny players neck of they crashland on the right square.
The 3 most experienced players all choice to play without rerolls (and a mastercheff). They sacrificied the hard cash for “Puggy B.” (my man!!!) and the ultimate Tree!!!
Because of the cheapness of all the Flings… Stelacero squeezed in Morg ‘n’ Torg. No world cup with one of the best Star Players ever printed. All teams bought a Master Cheff… I hope for all you guys, he does some really good cooking!!! Make other people cry!!!
Ogres
Let’s do the Stunty Guys first 
Here they are… all buffed up.
Their snotlings are ready to do their big guys bidding. And the Ogres can be an incredible force as long as they can keep their head on the game. Sacrificing Ogres for Reroll makes them competetive enough to perform well if you are a good Coach. Just ask Strider84 from Switzerland, who rumbles and bashes his Ogres all the way to to the top.
If you want me to bet on anny race that is able to win the “best stunty”… my money would be on the Ogres. But we’ll see… The Gobos and Flings may amaze and suprise people too. Depending on Match Ups / Dice / People with experience. … It will be a tough competition.
Starplayers:
2x Brick Farth and Grotty (They got hired only once in another ogre team)
And now… A little world on the Killers. The once that play with stunties and dumb-asses… but really don’t care. The lather. The freaks… the assassins… The once that want to make you cry as your guys leave the field. The “Killer Rosters”.
Ogres with 5+ Piling on.
These are the guys and girl that most probably just there to get the most casualty award.
Worst of them… Draco the angry old man from the low countries (yeah… he took Mighty Blow on a Snotling… cause it’s a good tactic. Cause Draco has a book as big as the British Encyclopedia full of good Tactics. Good Tactics that are sooooo Good, that they only work for 1 person… Draco)… and Artica, an angry Italian girl that borowed a pair of High Heels to 2 of her snotlings!
Or will Bosk kick the hell out of everyone again? Last time he went home with his hands and face bathered in Blood. He killed the most players last time… and he’s here to defend his title. It’s going to be tense. If the dice grow sour though… there is always a chance of an Undead, Dwarf, … player going home with the most kills! … But I honestly won’t bet on them when these players are Piling On up on players.
Ogres – The Real Tacticians
These guys are here to try and coach their Ogres to victory. They are not stunty, and their team is actually build to make some touchdowns without removing the opponents’ team from the pitch. They think about their moves… and then cry when their ogres go “dumb d’ dumb dum dumb”
“Kaegten?” are you sick buddy? No Dirty Players? … what’s going on?
What also caught my eye…. is that there is an Aussie and an New-Zeelander fighting in this group… I guess it’s a “down under” thing!
Good luck to all of you
May the best stunty coach win And catch the glory that you can only catch once every 4 years!!!!!!
And Kill those players little ogres … kill them all… Just leave my flings alone! 